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Ron Swanson talking baseball? Yes, please by Flama Blanca
April 6, 2012, 9:32 am
Filed under: Food, Sports

“The last Cub to throw a no-hitter was your pitching machine”

For the record, there is absolutely no comparison between New York and Chicago pizza. Being from New York, you know where my heart is. But having been to Chicago many times, I have a deep appreciation for their style of “pizza”. That’s right, its in quotes. You know why? Pizza shouldn’t weigh 15 pounds. Comparing New York and Chicago style pizza is like comparing a pie to a cake. There you go. In New York they have pizza pie, Chicago has pizza cake.

PS – I don’t even think Kobayashi could eat an entire Chicago cake to the head. Those things are just heavy as shit. I am sure it doesn’t contribute at all to the collective weight problem in the Midwest, though.


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