The Carper


Sign #143 of The Apocalypse by Dutch
April 18, 2012, 1:37 pm
Filed under: Current Events, Ridiculous, Tech

Gather – A UFO, not behaving like a meteor, streaked across the skies of Arizona, causing many to call police. And for a local news team to head out of the studio to investigate. What was it?

In a sign that mainstream media is beginning to pay serious attention to the unidentified flying object phenomenon, local Arizona TV news affiliate ABC15 did a two-minute news segment on the fireball which was reportedly streaking across the sky as the newscast aired live.

So sometimes I may joke about stuff going on and how it’s another sign of the end of the world and all that stuff.  But Jesus H. Christ.  If you watch this video and aren’t at least sort of worried, well then I want what you’re smokin.

When you have NASA, National Weather Service, and the Govt. going “well, uh, you see, uh….I got nothin” that’s when you know shit has hit the fan.  They ALWAYS have an explanation for EVERYTHING.  I literally tried to break it down in my mind about what this could be and it finally occurred to me.  We’re watching an intergalatic space fight.  No other explanation.  The blasts are so large that they’re showing up in our night sky.  Think like in Independence Day when they blew up the Mother Ship, you could see that blast for miles.  However, in more important news:

So….how about the hottie at 1:28?  Is she married?  I didn’t see a ring.  She’s got a great house.  Loving the fountain out front.  And everyone knows, fountain girls put out.

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