The Carper

What Am I Missing Here? by Flama Blanca
April 20, 2012, 10:00 am
Filed under: Entertainment

(and watch this)
This is absolutely f*cking baffling. Why does Chris Brown sell records? Why does he get acting gigs? Regardsless of whether she gave him herpes or not (and yes, you know 100% she did), he straight up pummeled Rihanna. The most powerful man in hip hop the world said he was going to have him killed or something. And here he is, starring in a movie with the black guy from “40 Year Old Virgin” and Turtle (who has gone Jonah Hill and completely removed any hope of being funny as a semi-skinny dude). I just don’t get it. Shouldn’t these man-hating, feminist, biker, lesbians be at the premiers protesting or something? Must be a Melissa Etheridge concert in town.

The moral of the story is if you are in Hollywood, and you put asses in seats, you can just beat whoever you want. As long as she runs around in a bathing suit like a whore all day, and makes US Weekly-reading women think she had it coming.


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