The Carper

Middle East Becomes Fast Food Capital of The World by Dutch
April 24, 2012, 3:00 pm
Filed under: Current Events, Food

HuffPost – First there was hot dog stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut UK. Now, Pizza Hut Middle East is upping the ante with crusts made out of cheeseburgers or chicken strips. Clearly, Pizza Hut U.S. is getting the short end of the stick.

These Crown Crust Carnival pizzas aren’t just about the pizza perimeter. Lest the cheeseburger crust was not enough meat, the pizza itself includes meat as a topping. Ditto goes for the chicken strips — there is chicken both on the crust, and as a topping.

Well Jesus H Christ.  What the hell happened?  How did this not debut in the US first.  Did you know in 2010 the Middle East Pizza Hut had a Meatball and Creme cheese crust?  Yea, that’s fucking gross.  Point is, they had it.  When people say american education is lacking I just kind of shrug it off.  But it’s pretty obvious that most of the intelligence and innovative people in the world are located in the Middle East.  Like, how delicious does that burger crust pizza look?  I might fly to adbudabi or wherever the hell this is just to order one.  How can I not, right?



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