The Carper


North Korea, Encouraged By Failed Missile Launch, To Test Nuclear Weapon by Dutch
April 24, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Current Events, Ridiculous

BEIJING (Reuters) – North Korea has almost completed preparations for a third nuclear test, a senior source with close ties to Pyongyang and Beijing told Reuters, which will draw further international condemnation following a failed rocket launch if it goes ahead.

Critics say the rocket launch was aimed at honing the North’s ability to develop an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of hitting the United States, a move that would dramatically increase its military and diplomatic heft.

Well this will certainly put North Korea on the map!  First country to ever bomb itself with a nuclear weapon.  Like, is there any chance this doesn’t end in a complete and utter disaster for them?  They fired a rocket 200ft just last month.  Now they’re ready for a intercontinental ballistic nuclear warhead.  Oh sure, makes total sense.

I’ll tell you what though.  I like this Kim Jong Fat’s style.  Just go big or go home all the time.  He’s like Rudy.  Came from nothing, had to fight his way to the top and never took no for an answer.  Sure people told him he’d never become leader of the grand and glorious North Korea, but Fat never stopped.  And look at him now.

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