The Carper

Dutch’s Sick Journal, Continued…. by Dutch
May 24, 2012, 10:30 am
Filed under: Current Events
So as you know, I’ve been sick the last 3 days and home the last 2.  What I’ve realized is that there is a ton of shit that goes down while I’m at work.  The girl 2 doors down makes out with her bf in the hallways, maintenance guys are around all the time, and my neighbor across the hall has a life after all…
Dutch:  i’ve learned a lot about my neighbors in the last 2 days
for instance, the chinese people that live across the hall….
thought that the wife and child never left the apartment
but apparently, the wife goes out with the kid all the time
3 or 4 times today
FB:  haha
has anyone tried to break in?
Dutch:  hahaha no, but they are a family with one car
so i just figured that the husband, (redacted), went to work and the wife just bit the bullet and chilled in the house with the 3 year old
i’ve heard the kid in the hall a bunch of times
where do they go?
there’s nothing within walking distance
we have a pool
that’s it
 FB:  cant smoke crack INSIDE, Dutch
 Dutch:  chinese don’t do crack FB
everyone knows that

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