The Carper


Jewel didn’t really fix her teeth; thank god by Flama Blanca
June 6, 2012, 4:38 pm
Filed under: Entertainment, Music, Pics

Believe it or not, that picture is of Jewel, even though you would never know unless I told you. Apparently she is playing June Carter Cash in a movie about her, and is wearing prosthetic teeth for the role. There were, however, articles reporting that she had gotten her teeth fixed, which would have been the worst career move ever. I know they looked like a can opener, but they were her fucking can opener. Just like Jennifer Grey changing her massive schnoz, or Jonah Hill not being a fat shit anymore, this would have been a career killing move (Jewel still has a career, right?). So, in short, bravo to Jewel for being proud enough to keep and display the fact that she chewed rocks as a child. Own it, girl.

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