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Does This Look Like Someone Who Would Randomly Walk Up Behind You And Slit Your Throat? by Dutch
June 22, 2012, 10:30 am
Filed under: Current Events

NBC Chicago – Michael Schmidt says he has no idea why a man he passed while walking his dog Sunday night turned around and attacked him. 

“He came up behind, put his left arm over my chest, took his right arm, and slashed my throat from left to right,” Schmidt explained. 

The attack happened at about 11 p.m. Sunday in the 1200 block of West Byron Street. As Schmidt gripped his throat, he said his attacker just stood there for several seconds, watching his victim bleed profusely.

So normally I don’t post about things like this because it’s horrible what happened to Michael.  And let me tell you what, he’s a tough SOB.  4 inch cut in my neck and I’d be down in the fetal position crying like a baby.  But nope, he stood his ground and just walked to get help.

The big story here though is, I burst out laughing when I saw the sketch.  Just flat out, the definition of ‘Crazy Eyes’.  Like, first thing I would think when I saw this guy on the street is, “yea, this guy is probably going to slit my throat.”


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