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Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA by Dutch
July 16, 2012, 4:45 pm
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Huff Post –Turns out it’s legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.  Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn’t packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world’s largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.   “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.  “Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches.

At least they had courtesy enough to use an alias so I wouldn’t be embarrassed.

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