The Carper


Summer Living by Dutch
July 17, 2012, 10:15 am
Filed under: Pics, Ridiculous

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Ah, summer.  We are in the full throws of 100 degree weather, skirts, tanks, short shorts, and it’s a wonderful thing.  But I do have one or two things to say.  First off, tshirts at the pool are the dumbest thing ever.  Look dude, you’re not fooling anyone by wearing a tshirt at the beach or in the pool.  People can tell you are fat, but it’s not a bad thing.  Embrace the fat, love the fat.  You are who you are man, and that’s the best you can do.  If you’re ashamed of it, start exercising.  I’ve lost 19 pounds thanks to Aram at All Out Performance and it’s changed my whole outlook.  But look guys, here are just a few people that embraced it and were loved that much more for it…despite the diabetes:

Secondly, this is the time for love.  Summer flings are probably the best thing we as american’s can enjoy.  There is literally nothing like falling in love over summer, enjoying the beach, amusement parks, and all the other fun summer things, only to get dumped or dump someone in November because you realize they look way better with a tan and you can’t deal being cooped up with them in the house all day with nothing to do.  Yea…summer is the best.

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