The Carper

Rex Ryan lost over 100 lbs, now looks weird by Flama Blanca
July 20, 2012, 10:15 am
Filed under: Sports

According to multiple reports by people blessed with the gift of sight, Rex Ryan is about one high school freshman lighter then he was last season. Good for Rexy and all, but he just looks fucking strange now. Like Jonah Hill did before he realized that getting skinny was the absolutel worst thing he could do for his career and ballooned up again. I am all for bettering yourself, but the head coach of the New York Jets is fucking freaking me out. You know who feels even worst though? Rob Ryan. They are TWINS for Christsakes. It’s just flat out selfish for Rex to get unfat and leave Rob looking like the guy who ate Jerry Garcia. Fucked up, man.

No, this is not Rex in an Einstein wig


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