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Eva Longoria may or may not be pregnant with the Sanchize’s seed by Flama Blanca
October 4, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Entertainment, Sports– Eva Longoria is pregnant with Mark Sanchez’s baby, reports Star in a story titled “BABY TOUCHDOWN!” — which makes absolutely no sense at all. The mag says that the couple, who only began dating this summer, “already have a little one on the way.” According to an alleged source for the tabloid, “Eva isn’t the type to say she’s pregnant until the three-month mark because she’s afraid of complications.”

After having the pleasure of watching Mark Sanchez throw a football for the last 3+ years, I find it hard to believe that even one of his sperm would be able to hit an intended target.



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