The Carper

Dutch is back by Dutch
October 5, 2012, 3:00 pm
Filed under: Current Events

Heyoooo.  Yes, I took a little trip to the land of bikini tops and daisy duke shorts.  But rest assured, I’m back to give you that juvenile humor that Flama just can’t grasp.  So, in rapid fire, here’s what you missed:

  • Josh Hamilton – yes, it’s a great story of his comeback but he is solely responsible for the collapse of the Texans with one lazy fly ball.  Just chillaxing in the outfield and WHOOOOP.  All of a sudden, the A’s are undeservedly in 1st.
  • The presidential debate was a disaster.  Yes, Romney won the debate but what happened to the days when politicians used ACTUAL FACTS instead of “independent studies” where they don’t quote the source.  What the fuck is that about?  How about we just don’t vote for anyone and see what happens.  Maybe we can just run ourselves?  What a novel concept!
  • OHHHHHH Bobby V, how they have scorned you.  The ultimate scape goat of scape goats.  I haven’t seen a scape goat like this since  Nixon was blamed for Watergate.  Seriously, Bobby V had literally nothing to do with this.  His team sucks, his player are cry baby pri-ma-donnas, and the owners never gave him an ounce of help.  They were too busy jetting off to London for soccer.  Truth is, the Red Sox owners aren’t real sports guys, they’re investment bankers.  You heard it here first, the Red Sox will be sold in the next two years.

So there you have it, my wrap up.  You’re welcome.


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