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Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are getting divorced by Flama Blanca
October 9, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Entertainment

USA Today – Sad news about one longtime Hollywood union: Danny DeVito, 67, and Rhea Perlman, 64, have separated. Their rep, Stan Rosenfield, confirmed the news. The veteran acting couple, who have been married 30 years, have three children together.

This is heartbreaking, and I will tell you why. In Hollywood, you come to expect mutants like these two to marry way over their heads just because they are rich and famous. To the contrary, you see a couple like Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman who seem down to earth enough to realize they are ugly, and they decide to keep it real and marry another ugly person and live happily ever after. Now it’s only a matter of time before these two trolls are dating Brazilian models and I have to see paparazzi pics of Danny DeVito’s midget ass on a boat in San Tropez.

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