The Carper

Michael Vick now has a dog by Dutch
October 12, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Entertainment

Vick confirmed last night that his family does in fact have a dog now.  As a condition of his parole, he was not allowed to own a dog but now that he’s done, dog’s are back in the picture.  Vick is quoted saying, “This is an opportunity to break the cycle.  To that end, I will continue to honor my commitment to animal welfare and be an instrument of positive change.”

First off, are you fucking serious dude?  “Break the cycle”?  There is no cycle.  99% of normal human beings do not torture and kill dogs.  You are a sick, fucked up dude.  That’s it.  Did Jeffrey Dahmer “break the cycle” of killing gay dudes and eating them?  NO.  Because it’s not normal behavior.

While we’re at it, lets let Sandusky mentor young boys and Chris Farley can instruct a class on responsible drug use.


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