The Carper

Darth Vader’s wife punched in face by Flama Blanca
October 18, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Current Events, Entertainment

This picture has nothing to do with the story but is totally related and awesome

HuffPo – An Englishman who punched Darth Vader’s wife in the face didn’t know the power of the dark side. Or the police.

Ikbal Hare, 35, was arrested in Walsall for the assault, which began on Sept. 20 when he believed that Vader — who changed his name from Mark Nokes years ago — was canoodling with his wife, according to the Birmingham Mail.

Hare confronted Vader and took a swing at him, but missed and hit Vader’s wife in the cheek.

I think the most important part of this story is that some asshole legally changed his name to Darth Vader. I guess the US doesn’t have the exclusive patent on white trash after all.


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