The Carper

STORMPOCALYPSE 2012 UPDATE: Now they are calling it Frankenstorm by Flama Blanca
October 26, 2012, 10:30 am
Filed under: Current Events

I gave you my feelings on the impending DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM yesterday, but I had to keep my readers in the loop here. The new name for Hurricane Sandy is “Frankenstorm”. Why “Frankenstorm”, you ask? Because it’s almost Halloween, of course! Plus whatever jerkoff weatherman that coined it thinks it will look great on the poster for the movie that is never going to get made because this fucking storm will consist of nothing but run-of-the-mill rain. Book it.


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