The Carper

OKCupid, Dating Enemies by Dutch
August 30, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Ridiculous, Stuff You Already Should Have Seen, SYSKAIFDA

Desperation is a stinky cologne.  It’s even stinkier when you combine it with a free dating site.  This is a pic from the site OKCEnemies.  The site is devoted to capturing the worst of the worst on the OK Cupid site.  She (the site owner) admits that most are probably troll accounts, but that doesn’t stop me from thoroughly enjoying the ones you can tell are real.

I’ve never been on OK Cupid so I don’t know how the whole thing works but it looks like, based on answers you give, it shows you the compatibility with the other person.   But then takes it a step further and gives them an enemy score.  That’s just diabolical.  Simply genius.  Girls love the bad boy right?  The trick is, you have to have just enough enemy to make them interested but not so much like molester magoo up here.

And there’s this:

Please do not contact her if you are a pizza delivery man, a rapist, or a gamer.











Is Songify one of the best things on the internet? by Dutch
August 16, 2012, 2:00 pm
Filed under: Stuff You Already Should Have Seen, SYSKAIFDA, Video

Yea, I know…A shitload of videos today, but you can’t argue with the quality.  I’ve literally wasted all day listening to these video’s.  You know the bar on the side of youtube with the related video’s.  Well youtube has been spot on and I’ve listened to dozens of these songify video’s.  I’m like a 8 year old in Victoria Secret.

Stuff You Should Already Have Seen by Dutch
May 2, 2012, 11:30 am
Filed under: Stuff You Already Should Have Seen

Thank you to CollegeHumor for this great production!