The Carper

Amazing non-catch by Pablo Sandoval, catch by Brandon Crawford by Flama Blanca
August 30, 2012, 1:30 pm
Filed under: Ridiculous, Sports, Video

I bet if that ball was a cheeseburger, Kung Fu Panda’s fat ass would have caught it on the first try.


OKCupid, Dating Enemies by Dutch
August 30, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Ridiculous, Stuff You Already Should Have Seen, SYSKAIFDA

Desperation is a stinky cologne.  It’s even stinkier when you combine it with a free dating site.  This is a pic from the site OKCEnemies.  The site is devoted to capturing the worst of the worst on the OK Cupid site.  She (the site owner) admits that most are probably troll accounts, but that doesn’t stop me from thoroughly enjoying the ones you can tell are real.

I’ve never been on OK Cupid so I don’t know how the whole thing works but it looks like, based on answers you give, it shows you the compatibility with the other person.   But then takes it a step further and gives them an enemy score.  That’s just diabolical.  Simply genius.  Girls love the bad boy right?  The trick is, you have to have just enough enemy to make them interested but not so much like molester magoo up here.

And there’s this:

Please do not contact her if you are a pizza delivery man, a rapist, or a gamer.










Happy Birthday Ted Williams’ frozen head by Flama Blanca
August 30, 2012, 10:30 am
Filed under: Ridiculous, Sports

Truer words have never been spoken by Dutch
August 30, 2012, 9:36 am
Filed under: At Least Your Morning Is Going Better..., Entertainment, Video

Side note: quite possibly the most underrated show of the early 2000’s was Malcolm in the Middle.  Who could have seen the dad as future starring as a meth cooker/dealer in Breaking Bad?

Prince Harry is now in deeper shit, like cocaine type of deep shit by Dutch
August 29, 2012, 3:49 pm
Filed under: Current Events

According to an eye witness in Prince Harry’s hotel room the night of the nude escapades, which have plastered the internet for more than two weeks, is coming forward to report that cocaine was being used in his room during the party.  In addition to the coke, the eye witness had this to say:

“Some were already rolling on shrooms when they arrived at the party and some were just high on weed. And that’s exactly why no one there has come forward on the record,” the source added. “They don’t want to be implicated for any illegal activities.”

Coke, shrooms, weed.  This little prince knows how to party and yet, might be the dumbest person on the planet right now.  I mean, for fucks sake dude.  You’re a prince!  Where was your security detail?  How does shit like this happen?  If I was a prince, I’d be assassinating bro’s left and right to save my ass.  Just no excuse for one of the most powerful men in the world to be embarrassed like this.  C’mon dude, get your life together.