The Carper


The sentence below will absolutely blow your mind hole by Flama Blanca
November 6, 2012, 10:39 am
Filed under: Entertainment, Ridiculous

According to this, Jason Priestly is the same height as Danny Devito. That’s right, former heartthrob Brandon Walsh stands 5’0″, the very same as Frank Reynolds, who looks like a mutant. Not surprisingly, a Google search returns absolutely no pictures of the two together, which I am sure Priestley has written in a contract somewhere to hide this hideous secret from the viewing public. Also, this:

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Alex Rodriguez benched for game 5 because Joe Girardi is a pussy by Flama Blanca
October 12, 2012, 4:40 pm
Filed under: Ridiculous, Sports

Alex Rodriguez is obviously hitting like shit, but guess what? So are Robinson Cano, Nick Swisher, and Curtis Granderson (basically the whole Yankees roster minus Ibanez, Jeter and Teixeira). Why is it A-Rod that gets singled out? Oh, that’s right. Because the media and stupid fan base are clamoring for it, and Joe Girardi folded like a cheap suit. You do not sit Alex Rodriguez in a the deciding game of a playoff series, I don’t care what he has looked like so far.

PS – That ring he is wearing in the picture does not exist without A-Rod going nuclear in the 2009 postseason. What bullshit.



Christopher Walken reading scenes from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”. That is all. by Flama Blanca
October 11, 2012, 4:39 pm
Filed under: Entertainment, Ridiculous


Bryce Harper wears red contacts, is a douchebag by Flama Blanca
October 10, 2012, 3:00 pm
Filed under: Pics, Ridiculous, Sports

 

There is apparently some medical reason for these, I think that they fight the sun or something. For my own purposes, though, I am going to go with Bryce Harper is a dick, and they match his uniform.



Backroom Casting Couch, Angry Mom Confronts Eric (SFW) by Dutch
October 9, 2012, 9:00 am
Filed under: At Least Your Morning Is Going Better..., Ridiculous, Video