The Carper

Coolest Thing You’ll See All Day by Flama Blanca
May 31, 2012, 5:30 pm
Filed under: CTYSAD

*Every day, The Carper spends hours scouring the internet so you don’t have to. That being said, we come across some really cool shit that requires no caption or commentary. At 5:30pm every week day, we will post the “Coolest Thing You’ll See All Day” (or “CTYSAD”), which you will find is a pretty friggin’ accurate description. So, without further ado, THIS:

via, The muthafuckin’ Hamburger Bed


What the HELL is Going On!!!!! More Flesh Eating Zombies by Dutch
May 31, 2012, 4:37 pm
Filed under: Current Events

Alexander Kinyua

HuffPost – In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate’s brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim’s brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

You know how The Walking Dead starts out with the zombie apocalypse already happening and things have already gone to hell so we never find out how everything started?  This is how it started.  Straight talk, think about the last time you heard of a person eating another person, outside of serial killer type shit.  Just legit, people eating people for no reason.  You F’in can’t.  And we’ve had two in one week.  ONE WEEK

Just people eating people all over the place.  But don’t worry, your boy Dutch has got your back.  THIS:

Raw Interview With Girls Who Stole From Girl Scouts by Dutch
May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Filed under: Video

Just wait for the second girl.  She was dumb enough to sign the waiver.  Please fight the urge to punch your computer screen.

Girl Math by Dutch
May 31, 2012, 1:52 pm
Filed under: Pics

Pinned up Content

The only math that makes sense to me, via DudePins

Real Men of Genius by Dutch
May 31, 2012, 11:57 am
Filed under: Entertainment

Just make sure you save this for a big fight or really special occasion.