The Carper

Courtesy of NextMovie.com

Meanwhile, at the Jersey Shore….seems the Jersey Shore home for the mentally retarded and dysfunctional has survived Hurrican Sandy.  Basically, what this means, is the devil was the sole sender of this hurricane, that has ravaged the east coast and forced people to start scrounging for food in dumpsters.  Literally, what other explanation is there?  How would a just God inflict so much damage yet leave this house unscathed?

I’ll tell you why, because God has lost control.  Flat out game over.  Satan is in charge so start getting used to this face, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

Yahoo is reporting that Tuesday around 1:30pm, a homeless man walked up to Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, and called her a “very dirty name” upon which Hackman did not hesitate to slap the man across the face and walk away.

There are 3 shocking things about this story:

1. It was actually the homeless man that reported this.  Hackman simply handled his business and went on living instead of crying like Kanye at the Emmy’s.
2. Hackman is 82 years old.  Yes, 82.  How the hell did that happen?
3. He only has 2 Oscar’s.  Just 2, for The French Connection and Unforgiven.  I’m literally feeling dizzy over this.  How about Crimson Tide? Get Shorty?  Hoosiers!?  What the hell is happening to this country?

Yes, you read that correctly.  Universal Studios just bought the rights to produce The Legend of Conan which will star Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I have no clue what the story is or how Conan will actually be able to do anything since Arnold is 65, but still, how awesome is this?

And if you remember, they did do a Conan remake last year, but since it didn’t star Arnold, it doesn’t count.