The Carper

OKCupid, Dating Enemies by Dutch
August 30, 2012, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Ridiculous, Stuff You Already Should Have Seen, SYSKAIFDA

Desperation is a stinky cologne.  It’s even stinkier when you combine it with a free dating site.  This is a pic from the site OKCEnemies.  The site is devoted to capturing the worst of the worst on the OK Cupid site.  She (the site owner) admits that most are probably troll accounts, but that doesn’t stop me from thoroughly enjoying the ones you can tell are real.

I’ve never been on OK Cupid so I don’t know how the whole thing works but it looks like, based on answers you give, it shows you the compatibility with the other person.   But then takes it a step further and gives them an enemy score.  That’s just diabolical.  Simply genius.  Girls love the bad boy right?  The trick is, you have to have just enough enemy to make them interested but not so much like molester magoo up here.

And there’s this:

Please do not contact her if you are a pizza delivery man, a rapist, or a gamer.











Is Songify one of the best things on the internet? by Dutch
August 16, 2012, 2:00 pm
Filed under: Stuff You Already Should Have Seen, SYSKAIFDA, Video

Yea, I know…A shitload of videos today, but you can’t argue with the quality.  I’ve literally wasted all day listening to these video’s.  You know the bar on the side of youtube with the related video’s.  Well youtube has been spot on and I’ve listened to dozens of these songify video’s.  I’m like a 8 year old in Victoria Secret.

Would you like to kill the rest of your day? by Dutch
July 26, 2012, 1:59 pm
Filed under: SYSKAIFDA, Tech$2Ia:Y!C$lfqa/

Put on your headphones and start clicking the boxes.

I’ve been mesmerized by this for the past 20 minutes.  I feel like a DJ mixing up my own track.  Sick beats for daaaayyyyysssss.

Aer, Music You Need to Hear by Dutch
May 22, 2012, 11:30 am
Filed under: Music, SYSKAIFDA

So normally I don’t plug anyone or anything unless it is 100% Dutch approved, and this is one of those things.  I’m not getting paid for this or getting anything in return.  As you all know, I’m a man of the people and like to spread gifts to my loyal subjects.  Aer is one of those gifts.  Came across this dude, and I gotta say, I’m loving his style.  Great voice, very smooth, I’m an instant fan.  Also check out “Feel I Bring”, another one of my favorites of his.

Something You Should Know About, If You Don’t Already: Pictureless Pinterest by Flama Blanca
May 10, 2012, 11:30 am
Filed under: SYSKAIFDA

This was sent along to me today, and I could not stop laughing. You know when you see something, and you just laugh like a little schoolgirl for 15 minutes? That’s Pictureless Pinterest for me. They had me at “Recipe for DIY Granola Balls”. So, I urge you, file through for 10 pages or so, and laugh your ass off.