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Meet Derek Jeter’s New Girlfriend by Flama Blanca
August 2, 2012, 10:45 am
Filed under: Pics, Sports

According to multiple sources, Derek Jeter is now dating supermodel Hannah Davis. Haven’t heard of her? Thats’s the point. See, Derek Jeter is on an entirely different level than the rest of the world right now. You have guys like Tom Brady, who have to go out and marry the only woman on the planet more rich and famous than he is. Then, looking down on him and laughing is Derek Jeter. Jeter’s fame is so otherworldly that the mere fact that he puts his penis inside a no talent actress makes her Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive“. Seriously, who the fuck was Minka Kelly before she caught a glimpse of the Captain’s magic trouser snake? Girl #2 on the TV version of Friday Night Lights? Please. Some guys strive to date stars. Derek Jeter makes them.


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